Haiti's Paparazzi Beg Haitian Celebrities For Juicy Scandals
Thursday, 19 January 2012 00:00
PORT-AU-PRINCE, Haiti - Citing a total lack of titillating scandals, the Paparazzi Association of Haiti (APH) made an impassioned, nationally televised plea begging all Haitian celebrities to engage in some sort of scandalous event in the coming year.
"We gather today to launch an appeal to all our Haitian stars at home and abroad," said spokesperson Gerald Belneau surrounded by a number of his colleagues. "We plead with you to not deprive us and your fellow citizens of countless tantalizing and entertaining scandals."
Belneau said that the association has grown increasingly frustrated in recent months by the staggering shortage of high-profile Haitian scandals while American celebrities continue to provide plenty of sensational fodder to U.S. tabloids.
Local Guitar Dreams Of Performing With Robert Martino Someday
Wednesday, 17 November 2010 00:00
MIAMI, FL - A local guitar has revealed Wednesday that it dreams of being played by legendary guitar player Robert Martino one day.
"That would be an amazing day," said the Gibson Les Paul electric guitar. "I tell you, I'd be one lucky guitar."
The musical instrument said a performance with the influential Haitian guitarist would be an incredible experience, one it has played over and over in its mind.
"I'm considered by all guitar players to be the most desirable electric guitar ever created. Who better to play me than the amazing Robert Martino," added the guitar. "I just hope I can keep up with him."
"We gather today to launch an appeal to all our Haitian stars at home and abroad," said spokesperson Gerald Belneau surrounded by a number of his colleagues. "We plead with you to not deprive us and your fellow citizens of countless tantalizing and entertaining scandals."
"That would be an amazing day," said the Gibson Les Paul electric guitar. "I tell you, I'd be one lucky guitar."
