Djakout #1 Accuses T-Vice Of Stealing Kanaval Song Through Inception

PORT-AU-PRINCE, Haiti – In a stunning allegation, Djakout #1's maestro Louimane "Mamane" Absolu accused rival musical group T-Vice of stealing his band's kanaval song through inception.

Louimane said he was induced into a shared dream on an Air France flight from Paris to Port-au-Prince, during which members of T-Vice infiltrated his mind and planted an idea in his subconscious to manipulate him into divulging Djakout's kanaval soundtracks.

Kanaval Committee Can't Remember Which Bands Will Be Performing

CAP-HAITIEN, Haiti – At an impromptu press conference today, visibly embarrassed members of the Kanaval Committee admitted that they cannot remember the musical groups that are slated to perform at this year's Mardi Gras.

"There's no other way to put this way, this is rather embarrassing," said committee president Gilbert Bailly. "We can't seem to find the list with the all the bands that are supposed to play. And we have absolutely no recollection which bands we invited."

Roberto Martino's Tips To Become A Better Guitar Player

T-Vice's Roberto Martino shares with Élé Kéké Pépé exclusive tips to help readers improve their guitar playing. They are as follows:

> Make sure your father is a brilliant guitarist who can teach you a few things. I can't emphasize this enough.

> Having extra fingers helps tremendously.

CaRiMi Surprises Concertgoers With One 3-Hour-Long Song

PARIS, FRANCE  According to sources who attended a Kompa bal (concert) in Paris on Saturday night, popular Haitian band CaRiMi surprised the crowd with just a one three-hour long song.

The performance, which began at 11:00 PM before a crammed venue, featured a three-hour uninterrupted rendition of one of their most loved tracks, witnesses reported.