 Martelly Loses Document Containing Solutions To All Of Nation's ProblemsPORT-AU-PRINCE, Haiti – In a devastating blow to Haiti's recovery hopes, President Michel Martelly revealed today that he has lost a groundbreaking document containing all the answers to the nation's economic woes. According to Martelly, the document held revolutionary ideas no one previously thought of to resolve, almost instantly, every crisis the country is currently fa... Read more below |
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